The original panel, from Amazing Spider-man #270, November 1985:
And now the modernized, completely fresh and up to date, mature...heck, dare I say it, even "Ultimate", replacement:
That antiquated old story has suddenly been brought 25 years into the future and is now a thoroughly modern, adult piece of literature that you can beat people over the head with if they say comics aren't for grownups! It's that easy!
(Edit: Second panel altered by myself for satirical purposes)